Dirty Deity

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Cleanliness, being next to Godliness
Is why we’ll never see a Saint Chopper
Or why ‘Bite yer legs’
Will never be in the hunt for martyrdom
And when it comes to pecking orders
It’s why Nobby will never be ennobled
Nor endowed
With anything more becoming
Than ‘Lord of the Silly Dance’


In response to ‘Oh go on then, one about Cantona’.

Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/dirty-deity/