Euro 2005 II : England v Denmark – an attractive fixture

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 ‘E would, ya know
Go on, give over, ‘e wouldn’t be seen dead, with a lezzie in tow
You know, one of them butch types
I don’t much care, for your sexist snipes.
It’s not wha’ I said, it’s not wha’ I meant.
Your chauvinistic attitude, I much resent.
I was talking venue –
Not some male menopausal menu.
Ewood – as in Ewood Park.
Kicks off 6pm, before it gets dark.
Go on, it could be a lark.
A tough ‘ol game, but we could make our mark.
And it could easily be a cracker –
That’s reference to the beautiful game
Not deference to the beauty wiv the hair lacquer!



England play Denmark tonight, at Ewood Park,
second game in Group A.
A win for England will see them qualify for the semi-final
of Euro 2005.
A tough fixture though.

And this is meant to be anti-MCP.

Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/euro-2005-ii-england-v-denmark-an-attractive-fixture/