Lateling Laaland

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 The Toffees have unearthed a Diamond,
Playing in the Swedish League.
“Or maybe the Norwegian one?”
“No, Danish, I believe.”

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 He’s built like that proverbial House
That’s made of solid brick.
A man for sure, he ain’t no mouse,
He’s champing at the bit.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 He cost us only Sixty Grand,
Just like our Stalwart, Seamus.
We’re telling DCL he’s banned,
Well really, can you blame us?

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 2 You’ve not yet heard of Laaland?
You will, before too long.
In August New Campaign kicks off,
And he’ll be bang on song!

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 He’s six foot seven inches tall,
He weighs two hundred pounds.
He’s gonna get us goals galore,
Our dreams now know no bounds!

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 2/7/23
Denys E. W.Jones



Laaland has passed his medical, and will be fielding questions from the media at a press conference in a few days.

Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/lateling-laaland/