MP (3) Player.

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 David Miliband joining the ‘Mackems’
Now watch his majority shrink
Half of his constituents are TOON fans
In South Shields what will they think ?
He is also a self confessed ‘GOONER’
And the President of South Shields FC
But I doubt if he ever supports them
As he knows nowt about football you see
Now the rumours sweeping over Tyneside
And my mate he swears it is right
That he beat his kid brother on penalties
To land a job with the red and the whites.



Good luck to the Mackems, they are welcome to him. Did he cost them a arm and a clegg.? Wonder what colour scarf he’ll be wearing for Sundays Tyne-Wear derby?

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