Turmoil at the Toon
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What progress means up north is anyone’s guess
Specially if there’s the merest whiff of success
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“Fattyboy” Ash said he’d invest 20 mil
To fund a king he felt to be over the hill
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But in Geordieland they like to shoot through the foot
Despite an abdicating monarch who just won’t stay put
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Say’s Wisey, “King Kev, I’ll give you a hand”
“Help the Magpies be the best in the land”
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But the high priest decides to complete his hattrick
Kev now accused of really taking the mick
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But at ground level Tyneside he is the Manor’s lord
As baying fans demand the head of the board
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Nursing a drink, in bars, a new gaffer they discuss
Will it be Lippi? Jose? more likely Gus
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Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
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