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Eso Es, Estoy Fuera De. (That’s It. I’m Off)

kevin raymond

Tuesday, May 15th, 2012

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 In the mega stores and shops
Where paying punters often pop
Prior to proceedings on the park
Next term’s wares are on display
Shirts and shorts, home and away
With prices fit to break a working punters heart.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 You can get your idols name
Emblazoned on the back or maybe
Use the moniker your mucker’s know you by
Who cares? It’s bound to cost
There’s nowt for nowt in these club shops
Whose slogan pulls you in with: Come On Buy.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Prior to Sunday’s final games
I heard two or three significant names
Blatantly sending messages out to Spain
If Real Madrid or Barcelona
Give me a call I’ll soon be over
Adios estoy fuera, I’ll not return to Ingerland again.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 You’ve got to admire their chutzpah
This season’s games weren’t even over
Yet their come and get me signals put it curt
I’ve had enough of the Premier League
It’s Spain and the euro next for me
My agent’s on the phone, as I kiss your badge and shirt.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 So hold your fire my friends
Until this season really ends
Before laying out dough on the latest cotton tops
Or the moniker emblazoned on yer back
Could be at The Bernabeau or Nou Camp
While you’re like
Chelsea winning a Champions League, in Tottenham!

© Kev 2012

Notes

Before the season even ended, Cisse of Newcastle, Toure of Man City and Drenthner of Everton seemed to me at least to be in the process of engineering moves out of this fine country of ours, and abroad for next season.

Never mind the questionable loyalty of these blokes, what if you’ve laid out your hard earned on a shirt with one of those names on it already? How do you feel then? Absolutely gutted I would imagine.

Spurs fans in London cheering on Bayern Munich, will be hoping we get turned over on Saturday evening by them, otherwise there’s no Champions League down The Lane for them next year.

We’re off to Germany
While Spurs wait in purgotary!

Go well and be lucky.

Carefree……we’re off to Germany.

Peace.

Kev

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/eso-es-estoy-fuera-de-thats-it-im-off/