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Advice To A Millionaire

Big Aggie

Thursday, October 7th, 2004

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 That ex–spice girl Vicky is oh, such a fool
Her old man, she’s let him off light
If I was ‘er, I wouldn’t play it so cool
I’d have a ruddy good fight

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 As for that Becky Roo, now I’m tellin’ you
You’ve been messin’ wiv ‘er David Becks’
If I was Victoria, I wouldn’t ignore ya’
Me, I’d wring boaf of your necks

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 My old man ran off with a tart up the street
He said I was gettin’ too fat
I went to the pub where they used to meet
And dragged her outside like a rat

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 I gave her a punch and blackened her eye
And when ‘e said ‘e still wouldn’t stay
I gave them both something to remember me by
Before the cops dragged me away

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 So listen Victoria, check all his phone calls
And if ever you meet her again
Tell ‘er not to mess wiv your Golden Balls
Or you’re gonna cause her some pain

Notes

We know who you are and…..etc;

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/advice-to-a-millionaire/