I’ll Tell Me Ma.
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I’ll tell me ma when I go home
Mourinho’s just been on the phone
Steven Gerrards injury prone
But thats all right when we’re at home
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Duff is great
Drogba pretty
But Cole is the soul
Of a team so gritty
John Terry who is he?
The mainman of CFC
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Frankie Lampard
Iceland Eidur
Petr Cech
Scottie Parker
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Claude Makelele
Geremi
William Gallas
Cudicini
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Do we need Ashley Cole?
We do not
The Cole we have
Is just red hot
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I’ll call Jose when I get home
Please tell Rio to stay at home
We don’t want him
He’s too slow
Thirty millions a lot of dough
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The Redheads and us
Are still in the Champions League
Whilst Wenger
Moans about fatigue
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‘We are playing too many games
Dennis Bergkamp won’t get on a plane’
‘Viera is here for good’ he kids
We all know he’s going to Real Madrid
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Fergie is past his sell by date
As is Keane his associate
Giggs is just a waste of time
Rooney’s got the Gascoigne signs
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So, Parry may the best team win
And bring the cup to England
Whilst one of us is in Istanbul
Man Yoo and Arsenal
Behind us trawl
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So come on you scousers
And you blues
A great big hand
For the pair of you’s!!!
¶ 12 Leave a comment on verse 12 0 peace.
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