With those air miles, Roy, you could tour the moons of Jupiter. Ensure the planets are in correct formation, no-one stepping beyond their sphere. Your Wikipedia page has crashed my computer somewhere between Gravesend and Neuchȃtel and I’m back to pen and paper to consider the passage of Europa, the year Roy and Ray were […]

We say we’re sorry in code now, rarely by a simple word; by mutual consent it’s the end of the road. We say our goodbyes in text speak, like headlines you saw first; by mutual consent, things just haven’t worked. We settle our debts with solicitors now last year’s windows have closed; by mutual consent, […]

Costa detritus from Chippenham to Heston- Fulham v Swansea Chatting to Swans at communal wash basins- this won’t be easy A new perspective through water on the windscreen Season’s Loyalty Points back to nothing without renewal

Red suns drift, eclipsed by blue and peachy-orange Stockings of Japan

What marker can we place at the limits of this day? Whose anti-face or sterile glance will transmute the fourth official’s only chance at peace to futile bargaining? Which water bottles will survive the marginal offside? Will a fan be invited to the bench if you know so much my son? Where in England can […]