• March 4th, First Defeat of The Year
    MARCH 4TH, FIRST DEFEAT OF THE YEAR Millwall lost this morning For the first time in 17 since We went to Walsall all the way Back in December Fortunately it was only on My radio, naturally Saturday Mornings’ Danny Baker Sausage sandwich game We were trampled underfoot By a junior under 11 team but Then […]
  • Wayne , Can One Person Be Worth So Much?
    Wayne, Wayne, where are you? Your beloved club are 2-0 down away in Greece And the commentator hasn’t mentioned you In what seems like a long while Wayne, it’s a question of worth Are you really worth an insane amount of money Like 300,000 grand a week for going missing When your club desperately need […]
  • Saturday Nght Football On Brighton Beach
    A news piece on the radio this morning piqued my interest As it told of how when England play football cases of domestic violence increase So in this town, the party capital of the south, they’ve erected a big screen down on the beach. This leaves me feeling terrified over Saturday night when we will […]
  • The First Day Of The Season
    Waking early on a Saturday is a rare thing But today I woke at half 7 and couldn’t get back at all Today has seen the end of the Ashes which we won And the start of the football season It’s that one game of the year you think about more than any other Will […]
  • Distracted As We Fall Into League 1
    The crowd chant ‘cheat’ and the commentator reports ‘the crowd call him a word starting with C and ending in T’ before suddenly realising that suggests something else entirely He hazards in a ‘H’ to extricate himself from his problem but not before a few have a laugh at his initial reaction Raheem, for it […]