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Clik the mouse

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    Clik The Mouse commented on a poem on Football Poets 3 months, 3 weeks ago

    And more nonsense please!

    I’ve always been a big fan of Eddie’s!

    Clik

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    Laced up tight like a corset
    And kicked, from Devon to Dorset
    But then
    When can no longer be fully pumped
    Brusquely dumped!

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    I crest the wave –
    for all of a few seconds
    then crash under water
    spinning like a chased seal
    and finally surfacing
    spitting salt ‘n seaweed –
    surfing just isn’t my ding-a-ling

    I crest the brow of the […]

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    OMG
    did u c
    PSG
    torn to shreds
    by wily heads
    in Barca threads

    And did we see a changing of the guard?
    For ‘twas not Messi
    as dribbling bard
    but Neymar
    as nuanced Nova
    who drove them hard

    it’s wha […]

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    Naughty, Naughty!
    So what was he up to –
    That led to a cancelled contract?
    Him and two others.

    Or were they just
    In the wrong place, at the wrong time?
    Hexed at Wrexham
    This band of brothers?

    So w […]

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    Clik The Mouse commented on a poem on Football Poets 1 year, 2 months ago

    You & me both!

    I ended up playing Hockey instead, i was just so unsuited to rugby.

    And there was footy talent there… We won the schools cup with a scratch team in our last year (we were the last intake, school […]

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    Clik the mouse‘s profile was updated 1 year, 3 months ago

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    Fantasy Football?
    More like Fantasy Fruitless pursuit!
    Every year
    I think that I’m José
    that I’ll win it, at a canter
    that I’ll be all fit to banter
    whilst looking down at the rabble
    that I’ll have my feet […]

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    Football educates –
    Yes, this dire critic
    Learns diacritics
    For where else would I really pay any attention
    At the very mention
    Of Ümlaut, Breve, Grave, Tilde, Virgulilla,
    Cedilla, Caron, Circumflex
    And ye […]

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    In a collaborative webcast today
    My French colleagues would like to ‘break heaven’
    And I immediately imagine ‘Total Football’ taken to an nth degree
    ‘Tiki taki’ taken to a different level
    Formations taken into […]

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    They all insisted
    That this was Wales v Portugal
    And NOT a ‘Meeting of the Madristas’
    However, when it came down to the wire
    And legs and lungs expire
    In the battle of
    ‘The Red Dragbach’ vs ‘The Maderian Rake’
    It’ […]

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    We score!
    89 minutes –
    which would be perfect
    only
    it’s 89 to go
    too long?
    unfortunately yes
    and the hosts press
    and press some more
    and it’s lax defending
    that allows them to score
    and then they get a sec […]

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    Brexit 1 (regrexit even), is well and truly cemented
    No matter how hard the remnants of Remain may appeal
    There’s no going back, there’s no relenting
    For it’s now a done deal

    And so it is for Brexit II
    wh […]

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    Oh my Gudni
    If Brexit was a shock
    then this was a full on shocker!
    Roy falls on his sword
    Iceland gets its reward
    It’s a low point in English soccer

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    Have you ever felt an island bounce, like a trampolene?
    England, Scotland, Wales
    watch out for your coasts tonight
    as the shockwaves hit like a tsunami!

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    England 0 – 0 Slovakia

    Half time:
    and the web wobbles, as hits bombard ‘thesaurus’
    with the word ‘frustration’ the ‘mot juste’

    to the chagrin of the stoic fans
    there’s little to cheer
    but they hear
    of the Red […]

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    Phew!
    Last minute reprieve
    So now we can still believe;
    The Welsh Dragon slain
    We put down Gawain
    Not convincingly, but tis done
    And ‘twas more arduous, than fun
    But we should advance
    To the next round and p […]

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    Bike or run?
    My inner voice
    says easy choice
    as to the more fun!

    And in the ‘licious sun
    the 2 wheels option
    pushes my pedals;
    there are no medals, for torture, but
    the haranguing of a heinous hamstring
    and t […]

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    The resurrected Red Dragon
    breathed fire all across
    the Gallic landscape;
    the 3 Lions thought they had a tasty meal
    of Russian bear
    until Ursis clawed back
    to equal footing;
    they all fight to live another […]

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    Les Blues
    have Le Prem
    to thank!
    A great big “Merci!”
    for bringing Payet up a notch or two
    so now they’re likely to go through?

    Then let me be the first
    to burst
    forth with the corniest rhyme:
    France
    to advance

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