Clik the mouse
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Clik The Mouse published a poem on the site Football Poets 23 years, 8 months ago
The frog on the Tyne
Is all mine, all mine
Or so many a young girl wished
As the adopted Geordie dished
The dirt
With a smile and a flirt
Pretending he was hurt
After his theatrical tumble
Caused a rumble
And […] -
Clik The Mouse published a poem on the site Football Poets 23 years, 10 months ago
Jimmi, you should have passed
But you couldn’t be arsed
Then, bang, from nowhere, it was in the back of the Tottenham net
And so we needn’t fret
We finally have a man since Kerry
Who’ll always score and make us merry! -
Clik The Mouse published a poem on the site Football Poets 23 years, 10 months ago
For years and years and years
The English, in general, have hated the French
Why?
I watched Parky on Saturday night
Listened to and moved by Sacha Distel’s story
Of when he was a kid
About when his parents […] -
Clik The Mouse published a poem on the site Football Poets 24 years, 1 month ago
For the want of a woman
A wanton woman
I’d wash the dishes
Fillet the fishes
Carve the meat
Sweep her off her feet
Make the beds
Give up the Reds
Hang on a second
Scratch that last line
That’s going too far […] -
Clik The Mouse published a poem on the site Football Poets 24 years, 1 month ago
Me, I’d be dying of embarrassment
If I were on the receiving end of all that harassment
Coins flung onto his head
(not by his father Ted)
Down at Maine Road
Where the crowd did explode
Just because he scored a g […] -
Clik The Mouse published a poem on the site Football Poets 24 years, 1 month ago
Bless me Father
For I have sinned
All my hopes I pinned
On a team not able
To climb the tableForgive me mother
Lest I do smother
All the love I have for you
For a Crazy Gang in blueConsole me wife, my […]
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Clik The Mouse published a poem on the site Football Poets 24 years, 1 month ago
Oi Mate
Let’s get this straight
The events in Copenhagen
Sicken this NationSticks and stones flying
Women, children and tourists crying
Knuckle dusters out and bottles smashing
Kicks and fists doing a head […] -
Clik The Mouse published a poem on the site Football Poets 24 years, 1 month ago
Brandishing cards red and yellow
Fans singing Jolly Good Fellow
Every decision will be precisely right
Every dissenter will take fright
Every blade of grass will be covered
Every racist chant will be […]
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Welcome to Football Poets -- a club for all football poets, lovers of football and lovers of (alternative) poetry. Discover poets in every league from respected internationals at the top of their game to young hopefuls in the school playground.
Publish your football poems here and then discuss them with your team mates and fans. We're archived by The British Library, so your masterpieces are in the safe hands of a world-class keeper. What a result!
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13th September 2024 at 6:14 pm
Welcome to Football Poets Beth
Great evocative poem Beth….
More please !
Haiku always welcome.
Hope we (FGR) get to play you again soon
Best
Crispin
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26th July 2024 at 6:25 pm
Great poem Mike Bartram. Eddie was a legend, affectionately known in Liverpool as, “the first hooligan.” Even the hoolies were well dressed in those days. The amazing thing was he was only 26 when that picture was taken. He’d played for Everton youth team and was well known to the players. He never got arrested. They threw him out and he climbed back in, just in time for Derek Temples winner.
I used the picture of him being tackled to the ground on the front cover of my book, “Once Upon a rhyme in Football.” It’s worth looking on youtube and finding the re-enactment of the Wembley scene. Frank Skinner and Baddiel went around to Eddies home in the 1990’s and acted it out on the green outside. It’s hilarious, especially all the effort they put in to get Eddie sober enough to shoot the scene.
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10th July 2024 at 6:07 pm
Hi Crispin,
I don’t know if you’ve see the picture in social media today…
a picture of a teenage Lionel Messi cradling a baby in Africa as part of a photoshoot…. the family had won a lottery to have their baby pictured with him….
the photographer has just revealed that the baby is actually in fact Lamine Yamal!!!!
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26th May 2024 at 2:30 pm
Hi Denys…
Re Man City:
OK it was 20 years ago but Criag Wilson did write this and a few others on them back in 04/05.
BTW I’m more Forest Green Rover since 2014 (and Chelsea) these days . I drum and am a standing season ticket holder .
Best
Crispin
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29th April 2024 at 2:47 pm
Hi Denys,
Yes Richard Williams you’re a brilliant wordsmith, my friend. When I first saw your football poetry I thought it was the superb Guardian sports and music writer. I once had the honour of sitting next to Richard Williams while at the Independent on the sports desk. He writes about music and sport with immense knowledge and authority. I’ve read a couple of Richard’s books recently. Great writer rather like you Richard Williams the Pompey fan. Congratulations on promotion.
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28th April 2024 at 5:59 pm
Thanks Denys. Yes your replay poem was superb.
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26th April 2024 at 4:46 pm
Nice work, Joe. You were quick off the mark with that! Good one from Richard Williams too I see.
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25th April 2024 at 7:33 pm
Hi Denys,
Thanks mate. I’ll do it now.
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25th April 2024 at 1:56 pm
Thanks Joe,
you might like to write a poem yourself on the same subject…
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23rd April 2024 at 4:03 pm
Hi Denys
With you all the way on the abolition of FA Cup replays. What are they doing to the game?
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