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Clik the mouse

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    The frog on the Tyne
    Is all mine, all mine
    Or so many a young girl wished
    As the adopted Geordie dished
    The dirt
    With a smile and a flirt
    Pretending he was hurt
    After his theatrical tumble
    Caused a rumble
    And […]

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    Jimmi, you should have passed
    But you couldn’t be arsed
    Then, bang, from nowhere, it was in the back of the Tottenham net
    And so we needn’t fret
    We finally have a man since Kerry
    Who’ll always score and make us merry!

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    For years and years and years
    The English, in general, have hated the French
    Why?
    I watched Parky on Saturday night
    Listened to and moved by Sacha Distel’s story
    Of when he was a kid
    About when his parents […]

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    For the want of a woman
    A wanton woman
    I’d wash the dishes
    Fillet the fishes
    Carve the meat
    Sweep her off her feet
    Make the beds
    Give up the Reds
    Hang on a second
    Scratch that last line
    That’s going too far […]

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    Me, I’d be dying of embarrassment
    If I were on the receiving end of all that harassment
    Coins flung onto his head
    (not by his father Ted)
    Down at Maine Road
    Where the crowd did explode
    Just because he scored a g […]

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    Bless me Father
    For I have sinned
    All my hopes I pinned
    On a team not able
    To climb the table

    Forgive me mother
    Lest I do smother
    All the love I have for you
    For a Crazy Gang in blue

    Console me wife, my […]

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    Oi Mate
    Let’s get this straight
    The events in Copenhagen
    Sicken this Nation

    Sticks and stones flying
    Women, children and tourists crying
    Knuckle dusters out and bottles smashing
    Kicks and fists doing a head […]

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    Brandishing cards red and yellow
    Fans singing Jolly Good Fellow
    Every decision will be precisely right
    Every dissenter will take fright
    Every blade of grass will be covered
    Every racist chant will be […]

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