• Splotch!
    Hey Potch! Howdy pardner…. Come and join us, for a scotch as we review the season: there is no reason for us to be happy so we’ll make this snappy…. we failed to notch any home runs we did not win the World Series and based on those observations and without further queries You, Poch […]
  • What’s it all about, Alfie?
    When a player dominates a game to the extent that no other could be considered extant…. When a player cruises beyond bruises and delivers shock and awe… and a four purloined score… how then to acknowledge any other talent? “He’s one of our own…..” Well that’s not Cold Palmer yet that unerring charmer has boom-bombed […]
  • Nameless shirts
    When was the last time England really got me excited? I forget Who was the last England manager that I really, really trusted to lead our troops? I forget Why was it that Lampard, Gerard, Scholes didn’t gel? I forget But I do have my own opinion And in mine own dominion, I’ll hold court […]
  • World Pi Day
    14th March, annually; where Pi = 3.14159 etc IF ONLY my team could generate Pi for points based on: not only winning but winning well with audaciousness with commitment and effort with an extra element of skill and all in all, to enthrall and thrill All I want from my team is to be like […]
  • veneer
    This little-boy-masquerading-as-senior-citizen still dreams – but it seems reality is ever more clear-cut; for every piercing pain or aching joint brings an inevitablility of non-attainment to this football-nut!