to avoid the ‘crowds’ at Plainmoor is a misnomer. It’s like reading a whodunit and tearing out the final page; going to a play but not watching the ending on stage; going out to dine and not finishing your meal; going to the pictures but not stopping for the second reel; going to a concert […]

At the burger bar the cooks grill and fry while the Yellow Army queue to buy – chips with a beefburger, cheeseburger, double cheeseburger, belly buster, hot dog, or even a local pie. Perhaps the steak pasties catch your eye, but if you don’t want an animal to die choose cheesy chips or a veggie […]

When the transfer window closed how did you do? Did you get a keeper with gloves like glue or a stopper with the kick of a tetchy emu? A wing-back whose clearances all miscue or an old head who knows exactly who to pass to? A centre-back with the close control of a clumsy gnu […]