Football Poets

The end of the season is drawing near
Some clubs will rejoice and some others shed a tear
The ups and downs will soon unfold
The words “if only” are constantly told
Financial losses,finances gained
The tales of […]

SKY 4

An eight o clock kick off the night of good Friday
Im hoping the whites are going to make it my day
With being the 13th one never can tell
It could go the other way and be a night of sheer hell
But with […]

Oh what a beautiful Saturday
Oh what a lovely weekend
Oh what a brilliant performance
The Wanderers are making amends

Time for a change of our tactics
Time for a change to our play
Time for Johansons new […]

Our proud unbeaten run of 24 games was ended here last night
Blackburn scored the only goal under the dim lit burnden light
33,000 fans turned out the best since 62
Saw a very hard,over tense affair with chances […]

All was quiet on new years day
Until the teams came out to play
Preston V bolton a north west duel
To select a winner you`d be a fool
But the Wanderers side are going well
And in the end the class will tell
For […]

We await an appointment with greatest intrigue
But we must have a man from the premier league
A man who knows english players throughout
Someone who can lead us to greatness no doubt
The man I would choose has […]

I was sat in the bar watching sky TV
At the start of my holiday
There were plenty of beers and other fans cheers
Its football all the way.

I found the Linekers bar in Tenerife
The place to be on match day
Some […]

THRASHED AGAIN

I THOUGHT I`D TAKE THE TIME TO WRITE,
ABOUT MY ABSENCE FROM EWOOD TONIGHT,
MY FRIENDS HAVE GIVE ME LOADS OF GRIEF,
BUT FRIDAY NIGHT I`M OFF TO TENERIFE.

BY THE SOUND OF THE GAME I`M GLAD I WER`NT […]

Bolton V Watford

The rematch is on let the battle begin
Lets hope it results in a Wanderers win
We were so unlucky down at Vicarage Rd
We can turn it around at our nice new abode
But Watford are stubborn and a […]

I`m thrilled to bits to do this job
I`ll try to do my best
To commentate for ninety mins is going to be a test
But these things are sent to try us no doubt I shall come through
Just like the soccer striker […]

DEANO DONKEY, WHITLOW DONKEY, PHILLIPS DONKEY TOO !
FARRELLY DONKEY, O`KANE DONKEY, BUT TO NAME A FEW !
THESE WIRE HAIRED DOSILE CREATURES WITH A TAIL AND POINTED EARS !
WILL BE GRAZING GRASS AT THE REEBOK FOR […]

I maybe wrong but maybe right,
As why the English live to fight,
Not just in sport but everywhere,
We just offend and never care,
We have this feeling we are the best,
And far superior to all the rest,
And all the […]

If you have interactive tune to channel 404
For match days on sky you can`t ask for more
Just press the red button at the start of each game
And from that moment on footy just wont be the same

When you don’t w […]

Today was the day when the team had to perform
And forget recent weeks when a little forlorn
Gone was the long ball a tactic of Sams
A return to the football a favourite with fans
And although Blackburn Rovers […]

When Bolton play badly it brings me to tears !
I go down the pub and have a few beers !
And when they play well I tend to get pissed !
I tell part time supporters what they have missed !
But the way they’ve been p […]

Theres a wealth of good talent right here in the north west
Here`s a quick over view to some of the area`s best
There`s six north west teams that make up this league
And four are near the top as we watch with […]

I felt a little sorry for today for Crewe
They play good football but their defence aint a clue
Good going forward but slow at the back
Or was it the Wanderers who were good in attack
Ricardo once again was back […]

A NEW CENTRE FORWARD HAS COME ON THE SCENE !
NO LONGER CALLED DONKEY BUT NOW SUPER DEAN !
YOU HUNG IN THE AIR TO PUT US AHEAD !
SO QUICK TO THE BALL YOU LEFT THEM FOR DEAD !
BUT IT’S A PITY YOUR WAGES ARE A L […]

SITE INVADERS

Why is it that other fans choose !
To come on our site and give us abuse !
All of them jelous and green with envy !
That our club is superior and a bit more trendy !
Some of these fans are lacking […]

Fireworks and balloons and noisy loud tunes
Are a bit of a prematch farce,
But the thing I dislike is the chap with the mike
It want`s shoving right up his a r s e.

And lofty`s not the same since he went very […]