We last clashed ten long months ago, On Liverpool’s own turf. And on that day, the whole world knows, We Toffees proved our worth. Two goals scored by the Boys in Blue, While from the Reds not one. So when the final whistle blew, ‘Twas clear to all – we’d won! A monkey shaken off […]

We all thought he was potty When he came to Everton. Now Carlo Ancelotti Has gone and done a bunk. He’s upped and left for Real Madrid, World-famous Club, so very big. Much greater than our Everton, Who trophies never win. We understand him perfectly, We will not rage or rant. Yet find this sudden […]

We hadn’t won at Anfield Since nineteen ninety-nine. And slice it how you like, That is a very long long time. But now at last we’ve done it, The monkey’s off our back. The hoodoo has been laid to rest, And Klopp must watch his back. Richarlison was on the mark With just three minutes […]

Scored after five minutes. Defending since then. Star striker got sent off. We’re down to ten men. Eighty-eight minutes gone. Two minutes to go. But them hundred-twenty seconds, Man, don’t they go so slow! We’re into Squeaky Bum Time, Every fan knows what I mean. Those last heart-stopping minutes Are your worst, baddest dream. You […]

You can sell Tosun, Iwobi, Sigurdsson, They’re not fundamental to our plans. And Pickford can depart, It wouldn’t break our hearts, He drops too many clangers, He just doesn’t look the part. But don’t you dare sell, Don’t sell our DCL, I just don’t think we’d understand. Can play up front alone, He isn’t inj’ry […]