• Squeaky Bum Time
    Scored after five minutes. Defending since then. Star striker got sent off. We’re down to ten men. Eighty-eight minutes gone. Two minutes to go. But them hundred-twenty seconds, Man, don’t they go so slow! We’re into Squeaky Bum Time, Every fan knows what I mean. Those last heart-stopping minutes Are your worst, baddest dream. You […]
  • Don’t Sell DCL
    You can sell Tosun, Iwobi, Sigurdsson, They’re not fundamental to our plans. And Pickford can depart, It wouldn’t break our hearts, He drops too many clangers, He just doesn’t look the part. But don’t you dare sell, Don’t sell our DCL, I just don’t think we’d understand. Can play up front alone, He isn’t inj’ry […]
  • For Club and Country
    He was banging ’em in for his Club, Then came his Country calling. Dom pulled on the White Shirt, And guess what – he kept up the scoring! Some say it was only a Friendly, But I say a goal is a goal, Whether scored in a beach kickabout, Or a Champions League Final at […]
  • Dies Vini Rosarumque
    The autumn is a gloomy time, The leaves fall from the trees. Hard rains pour down, wild west winds blow, And other things like these. But we’re not feeling sad just now, Our mood is quite upbeat, Because we’re winning all our games, Which means we’re still unbeat. And what to say ’bout DCL? He […]
  • Who are you, Cazoo?
    Who are you, Cazoo? What do you make or do? Concoct some alcoholic brew? Or manufacture paint or glue? This is what I wished I knew, When first I heard the name Cazoo, Because I did not have a clue. So I did a spot of Googleoo, Now I know all about Cazoo – They […]