• Marco Silva’s Blue and White Army
    They said we were ungrateful, When we sacked Allardyce. Well, truth be told, we can’t deny, It wasn’t very nice. But football is a business, For sentiment no place. So poor Big Sam, he had to go, And swiftly be replaced. Nil Satis Nisi Optimum- We mean it, it’s no jest. Third, fourth, fifth, sixth […]
  • It Could Have Been Us
    I watched Croatia versus France – The Final is a must! But all the time kept thinking That it could have been us. Us out there on that Moscow pitch, Us strutting proud our stuff, The Trophy giving a fond kiss, And holding it aloft. We finished fourth, and that’s quite good, And yet, not […]
  • England’s Number One
    He’s not the only Jordan – There’s also Henderson. This one’s the lad decked out in green, He’s England’s Number One. A reassuring presence, Between the sticks he stands, So far no clangers has he dropped, A most safe pair of hands. He bawls at his defenders, When they don’t give him cover, Just like […]
  • Russian Campaign
    Napoleon tried in eighteen-twelve, But didn’t have much luck. Then Hitler swooped in forty-one, Yet he too came unstuck. Now England’s bound for Russia, Though this time there’s no war. We’re not hell-bent on conquest, Just want to play football. Our hopes, as ever, are sky-high, That Cup’s there for the taking. While less stout […]
  • Big Sam Allardyce’ Blue and White Army
    We’re the Mersey Madmen, We’re seriously insane, ‘Cos we support the Boys in Blue, We’ve only half a brain. Were we endowed with any sense, We’d follow Liverpool, But we’re consigned to Everton By Destiny so cruel. Tradition? No lack of it! Ambition? Reams and reams! Our name? To us no other name Could ever […]