• “Dreaming of the Runs”
    It’s a gorgeous Saturday morning I’m off down to the coast FA Cup at Whitehawk You know the thing I hate most… No hope or expectation I’m sure we’re going to lose At least unlike distant past defeats I won’t sink myself in booze. The beauty of being sober Is not thinking of a pub […]
  • “Oddset Pokal”
    It’s a lovely Bank Holiday Monday And it’s Hamburg Cup Final day But which side will I be supporting Do you really want me to say? Truth is I don’t like either side Last years semi still hurts from afar Cheating gits from Condor That penalty shoot-out still leaves a scar. But one thing is […]
  • “As One”
    I’m proud to be an “Old Skool Dinosaur” Does joking about “New-veau’s ” cause a split? I can’t believe anyone would think that No matter where you stand or sit. But I’ve got to confess I hate them Which you might think insane But these Johnny & Gemima come-latelies Have never felt MY pain. I’ve […]
  • “Colour Blind”
    It’s well known we don’t trust politicians Always lying about their facts But if you’re from the terraces This one stopped you in your tracks. For this was a ‘schoolboy error’ That no fan should ever commit There’s absolutely no excuses Even if you know the colour of the kit. As if it didn’t matter […]
  • “For Gazza”
    So you’ve been on the telly Excusing your drinking binge From one alcoholic to another I hope this doesn’t sound like a whinge. But it’s not ok to relapse To binge drink & say everything’s fine Just because it’s behind your closed doors Where you guzzle back the wine. Somehow you’ve got to pull yourself […]