• Rivals
    Is it wrong to gloat Ear to ear grin across your boat? Not when you’ve had a week like this Exhilaration pure football bliss! First up were the Thugs and Muggers I really hate the south-west London buggers! Even when we turned out our second string Their strongest team achieved nothing. The actual game was […]
  • “Mythical Magic”
    If you speak to A non-league fan He’ll tell you There’s no such thing As the ‘Magic of the Cup’. For Shoreham It’s a nice day out Up to London To take on The Hamlet. For us? A Cup run? From Dulwich? You’re ‘aving a bubble! Cliché corner It’s the hope I can’t stand Third […]
  • “Ooh, Clapton Ultras!”
    People talk about god-forsaken holes Grounds we suffer to witness a few goals. Why am I in Mile End On a Wednesday night? A Gordon Brasted Trophy game I can’t be that bright. Method to my madness That’s for sure It’s the famous Clapton Ultras That’s the lure. Not sure how old school Cockney they […]
  • “So Endeth The Dream”
    I’m old school I am Don’t think I don’t give a damn But this could be the day we meet our match If we win it would be such a catch. With low expectations the hurt is less Is that what I’m trying to address? ‘No pain, no gain’ is what they say Which is […]
  • “Piglets”
    Bart Simpson Was the boy Who sold his soul But that wasn’t real Just a cartoon goal. Last night I saw A Judas team in red. If family of mine wore that kit I’d class them as dead. Plenty of teams That I don’t like Where I could say On your bike! But playing for […]