• “After You Claude”
    Not feeling well, a stinking cold Yet on football I’m still sold Not Man. United On Sky Sports Four Even if I liked Murdoch I’m far too poor. Only way to watch is live in the flesh A genuine grassroots amateur sesh. I am sat in the Champion Hill stand For a game that puts […]
  • “In The Hat”
    Can anyone explain The fixation With a home draw? Nothing more than a bore. First thing out of my mouth Avoid all those from the Conference South If we Le Bromlei over in France Won’t be in with much of a chance Tie from hell is Boreham Wood Been there far more times Than a […]
  • “Cup Nerves”
    Defeat is simply inconceivable Totally unbelievable The Musselmen from Shoreham Should be no threat Yet… Lymington and New Milton Southwick Littlehampton Town Tunbridge Wells Need I go on? No wonder there’s alarm bells In my head And butterflies of dread In my stomach. Forty five minutes Until kick off.
  • “Magic of the Cup!”
    Today is the day When you can really dream Battling through to play the cream When you recall the teams Who’ve made it the past Will it finally Be our time at last? Canvey, Hastings even Chasetown who? How much more do we have to do? It must be our time to join them too! […]
  • “Withering Vines”
    I’d really love you To prove me wrong But I don’t think You were worth your song Truth be told Your pedigree’s not bad But on current form We’ve been had! Some hustle and bustle But little flair and skill Really can’t see you Scoring at will. Granted..my own footballing talent Would fill half your […]