• Euro 2012 Haiku Selection 2
    MADE IN MUNICH HAIKU chanted at Germans: are you Bayern in disguise? ja, actually! A TWIST OF THE KNIFE HAIKU Germans stuck the D. Agger in: nobody’s as high as Joachim Löw DODGY RHYMING HAIKU the clean shirt challenge – if Özil uses Persil does Navas use Daz? WANDERING LONELY AS A CROWD HAIKU A […]
  • Euro 2012 Haiku Selection 1
    STOP THE RACISM HAIKU the ball’s in their half Poland and Ukraine will hope they can kick it out *** HELLENIC HAIKU Karagounis and Papadopolus assist my shortest haiku *** MATCH ABANDONED HAIKU thundering anthems a diluvian downpour lightning’s twin strikers *** IT’S A DIRTY JOB HAIKU close-up cameraman can’t take his eyes off all […]
  • haiku hiatus haiku
    crispin’s reminder: stop this euro 2012 haiku hiatus!
  • Hellenic Haiku
    karagounis and papadopolus provide my shortest haiku
  • We rely on you
    like a red card needs suspension like Viduka needs a pension like a penalty needs tension like an Old Firm game needs apprehension we rely on you like a Dalglish needs to mutter like a groundsman needs a cutter like a pundit needs a stutter like an utterance involves a nutter we rely on you […]