• These Days……When football is not quite the same When football is much more than a game When football is not all that they claim……These Days. Those Days……Before diamond formations, Before eight at the back Before every other manager was facing the sack And the man in the middle was dressed all in black……Those Days. These […]
  • So our top lad has gone off to referee In the land of milk and honey Issuing cards and blowing his whistle In conditions warm and sunny. But when I wore my suit of black And took abuse that was was not funny But I grew to be thick skinned For my ‘Tabs’ and beer […]
  • For years I stood on windswept terraces And never thought I’d see A player displaying on his back The number Sixty Three. Wearing boots of pink and purple And advertising on his chest A price tag of Thirty million Yet a mere shadow of George Best.
  • Look out Big Sam Is after your Job Palace’s Pardew Or Swansea’s Bob United’s Jose or City’s Pep And West Ham’s Bilic Better watch his step Mackems’ Moyse Or The Potters’ Hughes Big Sam is the lad to fill your shoes.
  • IN OR OOT, UP OR DOON EUROPEAN UNION OR THE TOON BUT NEE NEED TO WORRY WE’LL AL KNAA SOON IF WE ARE IN OR OOT OR UP OR DOON.