• All’s fair in love…….And footie.
    The poor lads looked frozen As they stepped off the team bus To a warm Geordie welcome Well………From some of us. But a group of young lasses All ‘Wor Cheryl’s’ mates To give grief to young Ashley They had been lying in wait. Blaming her young ex For all that went wrong While inside the […]
  • Any stickers to swap ?
    I have 20 albums full of Paninni stickers I shudder to think what I’ve spent I swapped Everton’s FELLAINI for the toons COLOCCINI And paid a fiver for young DARREN BENT. But to find THOMAS ROSICKY, I found rather tricky Along with THEO WALCOTT. And in any schoolyard you will find a GERRARD But a […]
  • Big Sam, Little respect.
    Big Sam shaking hands with Mike Ashley Who not so long ago gave him the sack Both with big grins on their faces On the night the big fella came back. Of course Lord Samuel of Blackburn Walked away with a few million quid And is only biding his time at the Rovers Until he […]
  • Hush Hush at the library.
    The ‘TOON ARMY’ did all the singing While the ‘GOONERS’ just sat and waited Many of you went home quite early Feeling somewhat frustrated Wenger did his moaning But we didn’t really care Pat Rice sat there like Bill Oddie As Andy Carroll ruled the air And when he scored the winner With every geordie […]
  • Stick with us Chris.
    You do your jobs And I will try to do mine This place should be renamed Rumours upon Tyne I’m asked so many questions So much speculation Regarding my future And my situation Up here on Tyneside It’s one thing after another The local rags carry stories About players in bother Chinese whispers Sweeping over […]