Cheryl Cole a true geordie lass Say’s she would buy Newcastle If she had the cash. I read the news on the internet Our new messiah……Our geordie pet. So have a word with Ashley Your husband, not fat Mike who owns the TOON And if you could sweet talk Simon Cowell We’ll all be over […]

We have hung on to STEPHEN TAYLOR ALAN SMITH and young TIM KRUL While our neighboughs splashed the cash again On a centre back from Hull. But we still have JOEY BARTON KEVIN NOLAN, NICKY BUTT And we are stuck with COLOCINI Now the transfer window’s shut. But in came PETER LOVENKRANDS Signed from NOWHERE […]

You ask what is a football fan ? Then ask my granda, ask my gran My aunty Rita, my uncle Stan My nephew Liam, my cousin Dan. The bloke next door and all his clan Every one a football fan. All the lads and lasses down the pubs Wearing the colours of their favourite clubs. […]

He must surely own a bus pass Yet he’s running across our pitch And according to the media He was wearing not a stitch. This man devoid of morals In fact a total baffoon The ugly face of football Managing director of the TOON. As a fan I am quite disgusted And now shudder when […]

Robert William Robson Born in the heart of County Durham’s Mining community. Son of a miner. A man destined to become A true footballing legend. We will remember you. We will remember you with affection. We will remember your smile. We will remember your triumphs. We will remember your dignity. And perhaps most of all […]