• Bobby Moncur.
    Bobby we were young men then You our captain supreme And me a Newcastle fan. You held the trophy high On your Tyneside return And oh how we sang You our captain fantastic And me an ecstatic fan. Bobby, you a fairs cup winner Our captain and a leader of men You the pride of […]
  • Try keeping it simple Sam.
    T.V.s in dugouts A Hi-Tech approach Negitive tactics Down to the coach. Scientific formulas But we still can’t defend Is all this modern technology A means to an end ? The game is quite simple Just defend and attack Score Three early goals Then keep it tight at the back.
  • Jaded…..after Four games.
    Another shocking display at Derby Where Kenny Miller’s now a ram The gaffer said we were jaded Who you kidding Sam ? We were a little more than jaded No bottle, pride, or class We could not take a corner And no one can make a pass. Perhaps if Michael Owen Could wear his England […]
  • Global Market.
    In the premiership global market With exorbitant transfer fees We have a short fall in home grown talent So we all have to look overseas. We have signed a unknown defender From a club in far Timbucktoo Plus a big blond stopper from Norway And a wing back from northern Peru. We are chasing this […]
  • What price loyalty ?
    The TIMES they are a saying That Michael Owen he is a staying All summer he has sat on the fence But for the price of Sixty Five pence His loyalty he is now relaying. But it is difficult to know the extent To which wor Michael is fully content For the broadsheet that brings […]