• Third round of the F.A. cup United versus Crewe Climbing floodlight pylons To get a better view Hanging on to earn a draw Backs against the wall Pearched high above the Gallowgate end I am kicking every ball Then the snow starts falling And soon I’m soaking wet Crewe they win a corner And the […]
  • My legs have gone My knees are knackered I’m Forty Six and feel cream crackered But I keep on playing. My first touch is gone I misplace my passes But league rules state I can’t wear my glasses. But I keep on playing. I’m secretary, manager I even wash the strips My pre match meal […]
  • I remember Hereford United Nightmare on Edgar street I remember travelling down there No way could we get beat. They had Ronnie Radford Leading their attack Who had ever heard of him? We had SUPER MAC. Ricky George,not Charlie George A bunch of semi pros The ‘Toon’ would get a bag full Six or Seven […]
  • The ‘Strawberry’s’ heaving Crowds drinking outside Ironical cheers as two taxis collide A pre match meal of a cold mince pie At home to the Mackems Expectations are high Rumours confirmed Shearer’s been dropped Gullitt’s a tosser, he needs to be stopped The rain is incessant It becomes a monsoon Cold apprehension sweeps over the […]
  • When interviewed he could only say I love this club but at the end of the day What day ? Christmas day? Boxing day? I love the fans and for them I’d stay But the decisions been made at the end of the day What day? Doris Day? Darren Day? I have been at the […]