Onward Christian soldiers Anything else…means sweet F.A.

Spherical purrs on to the pitch In a liveried V.W jam-jar Italia gracefully slip through the gears Turkey found wanting Over-heat in a catastrophic defeat Requiring road-side assistance, me fears?

All week, I committed the cardinal sin In predicting before-hand, we would win Yorkshire tea-leaves read, said the odd goal in three? Still as they say, que sera, sera, (what will be, will be) A one-nil victory, sees Thomy.T, and West Londoners like me… Crowned, Championes, Championes, Championes a Europe agin! This morning, my sore […]

Hakim strokes one in the net Game on, we’re in control Marcos/Callum, via a subtle duet? Ensure Etihad party games on hold. Pep ain’t best pleased, let’s be fair T’was a nailed-on pen, I have to say While Sterling squat on his derriere Could have walked, the walk another day? I sense the pressure building […]

70% of our world is covered in aqua As any well-read scholar knows? The remainder? By N’Golo Kante, snapping at ya The moment that first whistle blows!