• Close Encounter.
    Asked to play out on the wing down The Den Greavsie uttered, “Nah, sorry boss, never again Been here before, couple a times in The Cup Bleating dockers trying a kick me, tripping me up I’ve played centre forward here, ever since…then”. Peace.  Stay sage. Bode well.
  • Grazie Paolo (Pablito) Rossi. Per I Recordi.*
    *Addio Paolo Rossi. Grazie per i recordi. Buonanotte, che il vostro Dio vada con vio. Which I sincerely hope translates as: Farewell Paolo Rossi. Thank you for the memories. Goodnight, and may your God go with you. Peace. Stay sage. Bode well.   ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ […]
  • Business Model. (For Marina)
    Re-hired, then fired, The Special One Told, Frankie Lampard, “Sorry son Come in, collect ya cards, be on yer way”, A brooding bawling Conte met his match Packed off home, tin-tacked, dispatched To do his highly coiffured nut in Serie A. Us fans don’t like some deals she done Till the heady elixir of…having won […]
  • Cold Shoulder.
    Our Mairead don’t like The Arse To say she hates them would be…harsh While David Luiz bears brunt of her dislike Took it right personally I‘m told? Him racing down The Caledonian Road En route to transfer talks at The Emptiness on his bike? Cut off her Pre-Raphaelite Irish dancing hair Dropped learning Portuguese in […]
  • Malignant Cancer.
    Straight up I expected to be behind When I pressed Red Button on T.V Of late our defence, not to be unkind Seems as resolute as a sieve. Listening to JJ in the Five Live studio Passing comment on the game I caught a vocal South West London braggadocio Prevalent in the back-ground, down at […]