Televised…rabid rants, sick head-butts Sly assaults, nigh on GBH Peckermans menagerie dejar The World Cup stage Ingerland’s mighty lion cubs Roar in to the next act… of a quarter final date. Finally…a penalty shoot-out ghost is laid to rest, Despite the pre-game negative English press Of whom less read about is best, A novice boss […]

Ney Ma’s histrionics Kamikaze Japanese Bickering T.V pundits Magnifique Belgie. Pale by comparison in to the back-ground When news breaks on T.V The Wild Boar Football Team are found Alive and well, after hanging in there for ten days on…Pattaya Beach.

Spain v Russia. I’m backing The (former) USSR(sic) In the shoot-out Buenas Noches Espana. ************************** Denmark v Croatia A lottery Morphed into refereed psychology Denmark succumb to mind-games. **************************************

France v Argentina Mbappe sur une Kyllian spree Inspires Les Bleus pour gagner 4-3 (Thought I’d chance me arm, at a bit of the old Francais) T’was a tres magnifique sight to watch Till I screamed selfishly, “Oi Deschamps”, at me goggle box… “Don’t sub him (Mbappe) yet, leave him out there, let him play”. […]

Majorca reports on a spate of late bookings I hear? Unheard of – from Lufthansa – for the time of the year Lidl’s flown in extra sauerkraut, bratwurst und bier Tis even being said one can guarantee a towel-free sun-bed. Without some belching Hamburger doing in yer head, A shouting Dortmunder, or Berliner und kinder […]