Along leafy lanes in The Vale of Kent A pal of mine careering went Racing in his van against the clock His mind on ten to three Where his sacred, ‘Lions’ trod the green Dominant, as he came screeching to a stop. In the comfort of his van, “No-one likes us…”, proudly sang Waiting on […]

Schmoozing in our local pub* The talk got around to Donald Trump, “How’d them Americans elect him, blokes a pain”? “Well the only alternative was Clinton” “What, her runs them card-shops, yeah I’ve seen “em”? “Yeah, seems she couldn’t look after them, and America, the same”? “Ere, ere, over here please Terry, Er…The F.A. Cup […]

I stared in disbelief at the T.V It seems we’re bringing back David Luiz The people at Paris St Germain, Taking our call, must have thought us totally insane? and I have to say…I wholeheartedly agree!

By the time, the twenty two well honed, Machine toned, part owned poseurs Ran out on the green baize on Saturday afternoon Out here in sunny South West Six. We, who eagerly made the short journey, From Victoria Station to Fulham Broadway Sporting credit card paid for gaudy suntans and even gaudier fake football shirts […]

I see Terry Henry has been handed a gig Assisting what is name, you know Martinez? But Belgium aren’t renowned for playing hand-ball As far as I can recall? Though I’ve heard as a handy-man Terry Henry’s the biz?