• Passion.
    When Conte dived in to the crowd and that sort of thing’s allowed In a London derby, when yer team has gone one up I thought…he’s gone stark raving nuts But at least it shows he’s one of us Who – when a late winner hits – simply loses it like one does.
  • Bear Ears Has Welshed.
    I felt as if I’d been totally conned When he strode on to settle his bet with aplomb I mean what kind of Match of The Day presenter Wears a pair of football shorts monogrammed…Leicester (for five minutes, disguised as his underwear) Proving he’s a bottler, blimey, he could of at least wore a thong!
  • We’re Back With Gary In The MoTD Studio.
    At last the new season is here When us punters are looking to cheer All them overpriced signings What cost more than we’ll earn in a lifetime Mind you we’re guaranteed a bit of a giggle later this evening When some fan of a last seasons Premiership winning team Gives us more than a flash […]
  • Buyback Limerick.
    Paul Pogba at eighty nine mill We’re assured is an absolute steal Though a certain red faced Govan knight Who had the foresight, to bid him bye bye Will be gutted he sold him for zilch!
  • Close Call For A Worried Parent
    A mate on The Cremorne Estate* Confronted by, “Dad I’ve decided I’m gay” Replied, “Well son that’s a bleating relief To yer dear old muvver an me, But son, wiv stuff like this in the future, Could you like, kind of let us know sooner Only we thought we’d spawned us something peculiar Or bleating […]