I often look at Ron, and think to myself… During those tantrums on the pitch You know…when he’s stamping his feet like an angry elf In a histrionic fit. After shouting at the telly I then calm down again Recalling the days of real (sic) idols when “The Team” consisted of I do believe eleven? […]

Pascal of the gendarmes was down in the dumps His colleagues had tumbled your man had the hump “Pascal whats with the face, it’s only Iceland have faith” “Iceland who are they? They’ll be no Irish fans at the game That mighty craic of theirs, was me best bit of joie de vivre in months”.

During the Euros T’would seem Kane wasn’t quite able.

The England side, Have finally arrived Having gone out to Iceland last evening Will go out to Lidl for a dinner time meeting Then out to an Aldi later on tonight. The England team, I’ve heard from a mate, Are due home from France later on today As apparently it seems They’re ever so keen […]

Resolute Albania gave the hosts a real scare and of the French? A tad I’d say unprepared While the awkward and pondering Pogba When he eventually came on Spent most of his game time on his derriere.