• A whining old moaner named Wenger Looked on defeat to Barca, being down to his defenders He’s making progress I suppose Because as us West Londoners know He usually sees sweet F.A…as we’re prone to remember?
  • Intended doing a poem On PSG playing at home Against Chelsea in The Champions League But I yawned then I dozed After five minutes of Sick-note Sent me off quickly to sleep!
  • Two tickets, a drink and the tube A programme and something to chew Won’t give you much change From a “long un” I’d say* A lot of dough for just one afternoon? Wow! Hold that back page for a mo There’s rumor or so I’ve been told? That a club in West London Have been […]
  • “Morning Jimmy had a good week-end”? “Nah, me and ‘er’ indoors have been rowing again Seems on a rare Saturday night in She wanted to watch “Captain Corelli’s Mandolin” and what with me hearing aid not working I heard as…Ranieri’s Foxes giving City a spanking. So I puts the game on T.V To “That’s not […]
  • On seventy seven minutes At two nil up and coasting “The Real Thing” walked away T’was as if the players noticed as was clearly noted in their play. Maybe now ‘The Suits’ will understand How…They Can’t Get By Without You When the team run out to play and the way they feel about you?, After […]