Speaking to fans of Maccabi In West London, on Wednesday night It seems they never play on a Saturday On religious grounds(sic). Well we never play on any grounds or indeed pitches At this present minute in time? Ah. So now I know the reason For our so far terrible season I feel enlightened enough […]

During the inquest Into yesterdays farcical debacle, Over coffee on the famed Fulham Road We dissected Our managers recent part in our down fall With the knowledge of three in the know. We discussed the treatment of Petr Cech Our beloved Eva, and John Terry Which embarrassed loyal fans of our club Then this Mouthinio […]

I did play for Millbank Wanderers Way back in 1967, though it seems like just the other day But time passes so fast, one often wonders What happened to the others kids who played? I would be thirteen or fourteen at the time of the incident As keen as mustard to do well for my […]

He seemed coy on the telly last night About the sending off and the ref? Maybe now’s the time to shut it tight On the point of appeals, it just incites the us v them. Our petty slurs will come back and haunt us In the future mark my words Could mean our F.A has […]

Is Jose’s treatment of Little Eva Another bout of (we’ll do it my way or it’s the highway) self promotion? Or as we the punters are beginning to believe An egotist adopting a stance doing a loco notion? So bidding adieu to Eva (our personal Princess on the bench) After a coup d’tat during Saturdays […]