Forget about all them transfer fees Being demanded, by the greedy gimme gimme club Get yerself on the web and do have a read About a footballer, setting a real example in humility Like the one being set by…Irish legend Damo Duff.

Japan, four nil down. In goal evidently Never had a Hope?

The English mettle Cast by Bronze and company Is medal worthy.

There’s an English fella lauding it in his mansion A fleet of jam jars in the drive Who will never know or feel the adulation Which inspired this great nation, to believe that we just might… Beat our old foe out on the playing field In a match of strength v silky class Then out […]

But our girls thoroughly deserve a big round of applause Like me, they must be gutted by their semi-final defeat To a fluke of an own goal, and a right dodgy penalty Stuck away by Wee Jimmy Krankie. Still we gave their condescending team coach a right fright For disrespecting us prior to the game […]