• Optical Illusion.
    When you’re chasing the game Against Barca, a task on it’s own, Hoping (or praying) as you do To at least try and stay in the tie. Can anyone explain Or am I the only one who noticed The sacred pitch at The Camp Nou Appearing to get bigger in front of my eyes?
  • Bored of West London.
    Six more points, then the title is ours Then how come I don’t feel elated? Well I’ve been watching Manish On after Match of The Day For an hour and a half of The Championship Where a real excitement’s portrayed In front of (we can afford it) supporters. I know there are those Who Love […]
  • Oi Mister! Why’d Yer Just Tell Him To Do That?
    After watching A horde of track suited Clearly overweight dads Wearing expensive trainers Shouting and screaming (I’d like to say cheering) and often goading on their children During Saturday, or Sunday morning football matches. Where a bystander Would think Dad had played the game Or coached at a professional level. I’m taken back (smiling) To […]
  • Retribution.
    On a bench By the lake in St James Park She said she felt They’d been drifting apart. “Oh and I’ve been seeing a geezer, He’s a Gooner,” she callously said She may as well have stabbed The poor kid through the heart. She strode off toward the tube station quickly Leaving him there on […]
  • London Derby.
    Top Cat makes a blinding save Zorro scores a lucky goal It’s a smash and grab win kinda game and three points at Loftus Road. We’re looking like a jockey On an ‘orse with nothing left As we pick the Rangers pocket Nicking bragging rights from them.