Right. Kettle (sic) chips are by me side Zapper’s there as well Kettle’s full so come half-time I’ve a chance for me thirst to quell. The Standards in the other room Better go and bring that in? So I know partaking twenty two By name when the game begins. It’s quarter to five so not […]

Despite losing a muscle man Belgie’s stellar partisans Lifted their team toward this victory With a show of such support Any neutral here would have thought The man sent off inspired team unity? Those nippy South Koreans Buzzed around like bees Firing crosses in with venom from both wings While the giant tween the Belgie […]

Camus would have been Philosophical his Greens Might be good for him. Fabio’s main man Was gross, he needs to attain Some sort of net worth. Now The Greens have grown In stature, it’s time for them To come to the boil. Russia are out, In the cold at the moment Could Fabio follow?

Jurgen Klinsmann, wunderkind Waves his magic wand On a journeyman squad With bags of promise From the land of apple pie Joachim Low picks his nose Rolls it, flicks it An scores a goal The rain pours down As both teams qualify.

Is Michael Stipe* A big fan of Fremch football? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (Or) Oui, oui, oui, oui, oui. France find Domingeuz A former bus conductor A right fare stopper. Making a tackle With studs showing means five things: Goodnight Valencia. While on reflection Could both Giroud and Sakho Receive post (match) cards? Does […]