What do you wanna Make those eyes at me Fer? Van Gaal seems to say. Robben all the way, To Memphis, as Holland Go double Dutch. Without a Van for Their team, Holland still motor On, and qualify.

The Portuguese seemed rather lax Especially at the back Up against the charismatic German’s ranks While the fluky early goal they scored Via a whining Nani from these shores Didn’t incite signs of panic in the Yanks. A black eyed Dempsey led the line For the team of stars and stripes Whose flags were pretty […]

That late Leo strike Leaves The Iranian Lions Looking boss eyed.

Miroslav Klose comes on to the field and quickly scores a goal As the T.V camera’s reveal An intimate shot of Joachim Low With his finger up his nose. What a wonderful celebration On that leveller from his shooter As Low’s jubilant revelation Showed us how, and it’s pretty crude He picks his bleeding hooter. […]

Bosnia hit the deck As Super Eagles take flight To wing it by post.