• Get Yer Ya Ya’s Out!
    Celebrations at The Etihad Have kind of lost their sheen As Ya Ya (where’s me fairy cakes and Tizer lads?) Begins courting PSG.
  • Madrid Haiku
    Real Madrid prevail As Casillas gets baled out After extra time.
  • Carlo Haiku.
    Carlo done well European Champ three times That’s a lot eh? (Ancelotti?)
  • It’s Three-o-Clock on A Saturday
    I’ve a brew on the go Sun’s sunk down low Rains lashing down in the street Flower show’s just about finished I’ve heard David Luiz, (and his barnet that’s frizzy) Is off… to Paree… to join PSG. And for fifty million quids? That’s so much money it stinks Still. If they want to spend it […]
  • Stranger Things.
    Will Ashley Cole Sign on the dole, Or plump for opprobrium? With a swansong Back in North London At The Arsenal’s Wenger Palladium? (Emirates Stadium)