Word on the street, in downtown Munich, via twitter… Has Ron taking his Portuguese team manager to task… “Do me a favour boss, are you bleating having a laugh? If you think I’ll turn my back on Toni (Jaws) Rudiger? Then I have to insist, he sports an Hannibal Lecter mask”.

One hundred and six, not out At a Ronaldo party in full swing Proving to fans beyond all doubt… He’s the real thing. Perhaps a bit of good advice Ron? For a wanna be iconic son or daughter? “Eat, sleep and live well, you won’t go wrong Oh, and to fizz the sponsors off…drink water”.

Le Blues, off to a flyer Could prove difficult to beat? Even the added bite of Rudiger, Fails the toothless Germans, in defeat If there’s any genuine justice in our game? For trying to bite (nibble?) another man? Rudigers, done n dusted, heading for the plane and a lengthy international ban?

A sterling performance Scenes of afternoon delight Southgate’s outfit portray a suave slick , sartorial elegance, A bunch a deft dapper dandies, and…not a waistcoat in sight.

Number one in The World, Belgium Putin in a workmanlike shift To out mussel a dire Russian eleven Martinez, realizes a problem exists… “We need to talk about Kevin?”