Football Poets

Liverpool 0-0 Tottenham

The gaffer missed his take off
Couldn’t make it to watch his men play
No sign too of Harry’s dog Rosie
So the Anfield cat stepped into the fray

Golden child Suarez returned
Red star man m […]

The spectre of death loomed
Upon a victory for Al Masry
Port Said tragically doomed
Upon defeat of rivals Al Ahly

Pitch stampede at the whistle
Seventy four the total dead
Knives, sticks and a stone missile
Fans […]

Wolves 0-3 Liverpool

Seven mil per goal
“Fantastic” said the gaffer
Giant Andy now on a roll
Serving Wolves through the shredder

Second half blitz at Molineux
Carroll first on the score sheet
Welsh firebrands […]

FA Cup 4th round

Liverpool 2-1 Man Utd

Agger nods his Reds into the lead
Park strikes back predictably
Adam, Kuyt and Bellamy freed
On for Carra, Gerrard, and Maxi

Route one Pepe launches the baton
Evra […]

League cup semi final
Liverpool 2-2 Man City (Liverpool win 3-2 on aggregate)

De Jong has the home side on the rocks
Pulsating shot past the Red rearguard
Dowd spots Richards handling in the box
Steve Gerrard, […]

Making use of the howling elements
A bag of air was impeccably pinged
Disarray in Glenavon’s box
As Paul Owens took hold of the wind

Bannsiders hero teed up twice
Ex Carrick lofted Davy O’Hare
Limavady man’s b […]

Bolton 3-1 Liverpool

Mark Davies opened from fifteen yards
Nigel Reo-Coker adds a second
Owen Coyle’s Trotters off to a flyer
First points for seven years beckoned

Hope arrived before the interval
Bogdan b […]

Will Darlington go bust?
Is the question on everyone’s lips
“Someone will arrive, they always do”
To prevent a total eclipse

Three nil loss to Barrow
Yes, it’s more than a bad patch
But the supporters are determi […]

Top five slot just out of reach
Five at the back was Kenny’s way
Seventh home league draw
Pulis hailed a “brilliant display”

No Red typhoon to topple
The Potters house of cards
Kuyt with the best of the chanc […]

FA Cup Third round
Liverpool 5-1 Oldham

Robbie Simpson with an early scare 
Bellamy levelled the affair
Again from Jonjo the chrome dome

Stevie G on the scoresheet
Sweet Carroll Nine found his feet
As Kenny […]

Suarez begins an eight game ban
Hopes for Sweet Carroll to emerge
Liverpool stand by their man
Then meet Aguero’s power Serg

Looping dipper squirms under Reina
Second a zipped header from Toure
Skertel then […]

Ablett played the Goodison soiree
After a Red debut given by Kenny
First man with Liverpool and Everton
To lift the FA Cup at Wembley

Storming the league in eighty eight
Deadly with Barnes on the left flank
Lost […]

Liverpool 3-1 Newcastle

Might from Cabaye and Demba Ba
Forced an own goal from Agger
Diverting the ball past Reina

Two goal blitz by Bellamy
Welcomed back from injury
Goal scoring return from the Skipper

The […]

Breezy Boxing day at Anfield
Suarez and Carroll paired up front
Boosted by Stevie G’s return
Kenny’s men still take the brunt

Maxi denied a sure penalty
Steve Keen still bottom of the poll
Another nightmare for […]

Showered the festive glitter
Not quite the war of the roses
Glen Johnson missed a sitter
Whilst the Red sea parted for Moses

Brilliance from Ali Al Habsi
Beat the spot kick past his post
Adam lacking the […]

Aston Villa 0-2 Liverpool

Whilst Darren Bent was out shopping
Fifth away win inspired by Bellamy
Struck the opener from close range
Clever flick from Jonjo Shelvey

Welsh dragon turned provider
Lofting one onto […]

Luiz’s first since October
Did much to scent the odour
Prized and feared he still remains

With a start for Maxi
Lou headed past Radek Cerny
Broke a streak baffling the best football brains

Adam whipped in a back […]

Eder, Falcao, Cerezo
Greatest team with Zico
To never lift the world cups weight

Two footed schemer
Always cracking a dreamer
An all time Seleçao great

Thunderous thirty yarder
Whipping the USSR
Graceful […]

The last time it was five
But no more test drive
Reds lacked a Christmas Carroll

Suarez dictated the play
Then a red card for Jay
Left them staring down a barrel

Martin Jol sought a first win
Fulham went for the […]

League Cup Quarter Final 2011

Battle at the Bridge with Chelsea
Another scorcher from that man Maxi

Sweet Carroll fluffs a penalty
No such sweat for the King Kenny

Yet again Maxi and the right back are free
De […]