A Christmas Story
¶ 1
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Santa Claus had no idea
He’d left his list behind him,
Poor Rudolph had gone on the beer
And Santa couldn’t find him.
¶ 2
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Then Santa crashed into a door,
And all the toys got muddled,
And, when he ‘woke with head so sore,
His mind had been befuddled.
¶ 3
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His sleigh was wrecked beyond repair,
And so he robbed a tandem,
And off he cycled everywhere,
Delivering gifts at random.
¶ 4
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He didn’t know whose toys were whose,
He couldn’t quite remember.
Reindeer should stay off the booze
Especially in December.
¶ 5
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To little boys who wanted studs –
Two tickets to the ballet.
To girls who yearned for perfumed goods –
Southend v Crystal Palais.
¶ 6
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He dashed around from house to house
As fast as he could scooter,
And thus you got a clockwork mouse,
And not a new computer.
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