An Introduction To The Chaps

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Roman Abramovich Russian and stinking rich
Jose Mourinho our Portuguese supremo
Petr Cech our blank Czech who’s well worth the hefty cheque
Oh William Gallas speedy and pure class
Ricardo Carvalho sweeper and libero
Young Glen Johnson full back who bombs on
Big John Terry fearless and steady
Frankie Lampard who sets such high standards
Claude Makele all cleverness and bravery
Damien Duff who always looks out of puff
Eidur Gudjohnsen an Icelandic phenomenon
Arjen Robben they just can’t stop him
Wee Joey Cole who’s great in the hole
Didier Drogba who troubles all stoppers
To all the other blues who didn’t all get used
You all played your part in this season from the start
Thanks to everyone for making us number one!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 peace.


Thats it! No more or I’ll be accused of getting the gooner bug? Smug!



Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/an-introduction-to-the-chaps/