Cowpat Footy

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 It’s great to play footy with cowpats
Once they’ve dried out in the sun
Roll them and fold them when ready
But not when they’re likely to run!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Wait ’til the cowpat is ready
Prod it with sticks if it’s set
Don’t jump in the middle to test it
That’s something you may well regret!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Be careful and follow the guidlines
If you don’t then it has to be said
You won’t end up all covered in glory
But covered in cowpat instead!

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/cowpat-footy/