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Crying into my beer

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 I poured a Becks
With which to watch the match
Followed by much outpouring of emotion –
But no amount of golden nectar
And dare I say, had we even GoldenBalls at his best
Could ‘owt assuage my thirst for victory

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 So right now, I drown in my sorrows
For my hip hops paled into insignificance
Against the champagne moment
When a radiant and ringletted Ronaldinho –
The pony-tailed purveyor of prodigious beauty –
Bounced off the beer keg that is JT
And with a vintage jeroboam of a drive
Sent a corker fizzing into the Chelsea net

Champions League, 7th March 2006 –
Chelsea draw 1-1 in Barcelona,
but Barcelona go through 3-2 on aggregate

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/crying-into-my-beer/