Deadline Day ‘Drama’
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There’s breaking news on Christian Bale
He’s having a medical at Port Vale.
And there’s updates too from Aston Villa
Who’ve agreed a fee for Sienna Miller.
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“Harry Redknapp’s on the phone,
He’s made a bid for Sharon Stone!”
Jim White screams in disbelief:
“Omar Sharif’s joined Cowdenbeath!”
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The clock is ticking for Greenock Morton
To try and agree terms with Edward Norton.
But there’s happy tidings for fans of Crewe
Who’ve done a deal for Lucy Liu.
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The camera crews are at Tranmere
Where a move’s in the offing for Richard Gere
And Sky Sports sources are pretty sure
That Roger Moore’s left Stenhousemuir.
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