That lad Sturridge, he’s so cool
Clint Hill taken for a fool
Why isn’t his head hung in shame?
This is no longer a fair game
Adam Johnson’s in the box
Thinking of who he’ll outfox
Ahead Chris Baird and falling snow
Who put him down? We’ll never know?
A dive inside the Chelsea area?
No, not that cad from far Bulgaria
The Serb removes his leg to show
Daniel Wellbeck, callous throw
All the Spurs fans gaily sing
Bale goes marching down the wing
Agger takes his leg away
Here’s hoping he’ll stay up one day.