Diddle-Diddle-Dumpling Avery John

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What on earth was that bloke on?
One day here, the next day gone,
Diddle-diddle-dumpling Avery John.



Avery John, Trinidad international, famed in Ireland for moving to the newly crowned champions of Ireland at the end of each season. Was given compassionate leave by Longford to go home and nurse his sick mother, and was subsequently found to be playing professional football in America. Has been banned by FIFA.

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