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Doggone

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Jose is a doubt for the Cup Final
On Saturday 19th May
He’s seeing a man about a dog
Who has apparently run away

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Joses mood is terrier like
And his bark even worse than his bite
His bite allegedly rabid
When he was arrested at home last night

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Notes

It could only happen to Mourinho: arrested over a commotion regarding a Yorkshire Terrier, believed to have been taken in and out of the country without quarantine.

The current whereabouts of Joses pet is not known – probably lying doggo.

The great thing is – a perfect excuse to write more doggerel!

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/doggone/