1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Jose is a doubt for the Cup Final
On Saturday 19th May
He’s seeing a man about a dog
Who has apparently run away

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Joses mood is terrier like
And his bark even worse than his bite
His bite allegedly rabid
When he was arrested at home last night


It could only happen to Mourinho: arrested over a commotion regarding a Yorkshire Terrier, believed to have been taken in and out of the country without quarantine.

The current whereabouts of Joses pet is not known – probably lying doggo.

The great thing is – a perfect excuse to write more doggerel!

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/doggone/