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Football Food By Hudson and Hall (Alan and Brian!)

Hudson And Hall

Saturday, May 17th, 2003

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 I’m starving what’s for dinner
Shall we have a Stir and Barry Fry
Or what about a Tony Currie?
And who ate all the pies?

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 I’ve baked a Howard Kendall mint cake
With a Trevor Cherry on the side
Served with vintage Fergie
A classic Scots red whine

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 What about a Charlie Roste
I could eat a Sydney Whale
With a glass of David Harvey’s Bristol Cream
To set you on your Steve Heighway!

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Whilst you’re in the Peter Kitchen
Vernon Stokes the fire
Remember Harry Haslam
And for pudding Muller light!

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 The meat you need to Ralph Coates
With a strong Alec Stock
For details surf the David Webb
Or go out on the David Robb!

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 There’s a Tom Finney Haddock
Or another kind of Mark Fish
You could even put a Rattin
And serve with O’Brady’s chips!

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 You don’t need a Terry Butcher
If you want to slice a Frank Bunn
For tea no Alan Sugar
Don’t fall for an Alfie Conn!

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Keep an eye on all the Gavin Peacocks
Make sure they’re turning Tony Brown
Use cold water on those Kenny Burns
And drink your Danny Murphy’s down

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 When making Sol Campbell’s soup
Always serve in Stanley Bowles
Give your bird a bunch of Tim Flowers
One of Arthur Rowe’s!

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 IF in trouble find a Billy Cook
Don’t let your Ian Harte grow sore
For food that needs some culture
Jamie Oliver shouts “Moore!”

11 Leave a comment on verse 11 0 Then buy a Spanish Ricky Villa
And entertain all the Garth Crooks
You can sip Dick Pym’s with the George Best
Whilst you write your Tony Book!

Notes

Inspired by JJ’s brilliant recent poems!!!

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/football-food-by-hudson-and-hall-alan-and-brian/